House Rules

Niva J has gotten really good at reciting rules that we have taught her. However, I'm about to go a little crazy! Let me illustrate with some examples:

• She proudly declares, "No picking nose!"....with a finger 2 inches up her honker.

• "No eating stickers"...as she chomps down on a delicious sticker.

• And my favorite-- I walk into her room after she wakes up from a nap and she excitedly yells, "No touching poop!!!!"....as she points a verrrrry suspicious finger in my face.

Please let this phase be over soon!

It wasn't me!

That's just how I hang!